| shitfuzzroachtwat....... |
[Mar. 23rd, 2005|01:14 am] |
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| | YOUNG HEARTS RUN FREE - Candi Stanton | ] |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..................IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...................ohh well those of you who are not familiar with Mr. Juelz Santana, may not understand that but in any case.......IM BACK FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...........You should all know that I have been away for this time because I hated you all........thats right......I could notstand the stench of any of you.......you think that I cannot smell your stinky dinky from my desk at Boston University..........YOU ARE WRONG CUNT WHORE.......yes and I know that no one appreciates the word cunt but IMA SAY IT ANYWAY.........do you want to know why???? Because CUNT is not what you think it is....it is and acronym for a special phrase........CHEESE UNDER NAPPY TOENAILS..........that is right and when I say right I mean HIIIIIGHLY reasonable. If you want to hear unreasonable things, then you can call me on my phone while I go take a shit..........hey did anyone ever notice that the other side of the floor smells like total open asshole..........like I wouldnt be surprised if they shit in their hall......I mean I hardly ever see any of them in the bathroom which may be why they quarantined the floor for the bubonic plague and now I am just rambling about bullshit that I dont even know to entertain you mutherfuckers who dont deserve my cum from the paper towels in my waste basket because there are no such thing since I deposit all of my semen into tiny tubules for safe keeping and then I splice it with diet pepsi so that my children will be skinny but it doesnt matter anyway because i just ate a peanut butter and jelly chicken tuna sandwich and I just made a whole paragraph without sayin SHIIIIIIIIIIT.............oh wait......I actually did say shit..........but does bullshit count.? WHO FUCKED ME............WAS IT YOU..........I know your tricks pussface.......!! Hey is it true that if you lose a toe you become sexually disformed or did I just hear that in a dream......wh oknows because I am almost about to remove my toes.........
Imagine for a second that you ejaculated from a different place other than your penis..........and if so, would you feel the feeling in your penis or in the new place.......I often think about those things.......I also think about how I can plan to rape gallagher since he is an unwilling prick.........and I wonder if tiff will really be a model after we give her the makeover of the century..............AHHHHH FUCK OFF WHO WAS I KIDDING ON THAT ONE........not until she gets her invisalign will she even be able to show her face in public..........and then I say we just wrap her face up in gauze so it looks like we fucked her face up gooooooooood.........and we can have some fun and actually break her nose.........but then in the end we will just give her some make up and a new hairstyle...............if that is manageable......and VOILA........tiffani looks like...........GHONNORHEA ON PARADE...........then I also wonder if marc is bulimic........I mean he binges at work and then he is ALLLLLLLWAYS goin to the bathroom.......THATS IT.......I ve decided.......he is a finger down the throat person.........I just dont understand how he even gags cuz hes had bigger than a finger down his throat......but anyway.........
I promise from now on I wiill try to be regular with my journal entries......not that my period will EVERRRR be regular.......but you gotta deal with some things.......You know what I hate having to deal with........NEW MUSIC...........being the captain exclusive that I am........I have to be up on my game and the means constantly serching for new shit to let mr gallagher and mr chino hear so they can tell me that they have already heard it or that it sucks........that is the story of my life...........but not anymore.......because I have stopped caring about what they like after our feud over tony sunshine bullshit who fucked with my man John Legend.........Now I dont know who is right or who is more legit but lets just say this.......I fucked both of them.........I will leave that for you to figure out if I meant Tony Suckshine and John Legend or Gbaby and Big Pussy..........
As for the music bologna (pronounced Bo-log-na not boloney) I have no idea what to say anymore.........the shit hit the fan pretty fast and it really like splattered all over my face and even got in my mouth.......it was one of the grossest feelings ever.......I think it sucks that people stoop so low and I wish I could give a piece of my mind but if I did that I would end up like FRANKENSHTEIN........FROM THIS DAY FORWARD...........EVERY WORD CONTAINING S + A CONSONANT.......WILL ADD AN H......FOR INSTANCE.........WE ARE GOING FOR THE SHMANDY, SHMEE, SHMUCK SOUND HERE PEOPLE............I DEFINITELY HAVE ADD.........im so sorry about that ladies and gentlemen if you would please remain in your seats, fasten your safety restraints, and return your seat and tray table to the upright positions we will be regaining cabin pressure shortly........until then we thank you for flying with Delta and we hope that you will not sue us for having to open the luggage door to get rid of some weight on the plane......Thank you and have a pleasant morning..............................PLEASE STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS..........POR FAVOR MANTENGAN SI ALEJADO DELLAS PUERTAS.............Y NON FUMAR PORFAVOR..........ME CHOCHA ES MUI BASTANTE........ES TU CHOCHA MUIHADO??? Tengo me pusseta in mes pantalones....BUKALATUKA!!!!!!
Sorry......I need to go.........you need me you know how to find me.........and if anyone wants to get frisky any time soon call........617-877-2588 or at my nighttime phone at 617-797-1524........thanks chocos.............buh bye now......yall come back reeeeeeal soon. |
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| I've had enough of this SHMEGMA BULLSHIT (to be read with a shitload of sarcasm!) |
[Feb. 10th, 2005|01:07 pm] |
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| | DONT CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA - Madonna | ] |
OK........so the news is really starting to piuss......yes thats right piuss......no i dont know what that is......IT IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!! I mean really.....I think the world without media would be a fuckin fun place to be.....I MEAN REALLY.......I could kill Tiffani for instance and dump her in the lake and only the police would know that I did it not the entire fuckin City of Boston and their friends........I just have had it with bullshit weather....and horrible things.......IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE BLOWING SHIT OUT OF MY ASS!!!! well......maybe not but......like.....why do people need to know what the fuck is happening tomorrow for weather.......YOU CANT FUCKIN WAIT AND LOOK OUT THE FUCKIN WINDOW.......I mean it doesnt even help to listen to the fuckers because I really dont think that they have EVER been right until the actual morning news and then sometimes they are even wrong then......BULLONEY......ya know, my Geography professor (whom I think wears a toupee) once told me that the only thing you need to know is that its only gonna be 100% chance of Precipitation WHEN IT STARTS TO RAIN OR SNOW........soooooooo if you are a logical human being, and they say it is a 60% chance of rain........BRING A FUCKIN UMBRELLA!!! Anyway....why is it that when you have a rainy day, rainy songs always come up on the real player?? WHO KNOWS.....WHY DONT I ASK THE FUCKIN WEATHER MEN.......ohhhhh boy......anyway......the next aspect of the news gets me even more mad!! OK so we all know about the horrible events of yesterday or whatever......yes the T incident.....ok.....it really is not necessary for the fuckin cameras to go to the girls best friends' houses and ask them to say shit that is gonna make them want to die of FUCKING AGONY.......like......when someone dies......the first question that comes to mind all the time is....."Will you miss them?" or....."What reminds you most of them and how will you remember them?" I mean they cant just leave them the fuck alone???? NO it really makes me maddd because this is such a freak accident that it isnt even funny......and the news people arent even phased by it..........and the article I read today says "It was unclear why the two were on the tracks behind their West Campus dormitory, but some students said their classmates occasionally gather near the tracks to socialize."........................................hmmmmmmmm lets think about that......not for nothing but REALLY.......I have the utmost respect for these two kids cuz I wouldnt wish something like that on ANYONE (as much as I joke around) and do you really think that students go to the train tracks to go have a blast for shits and giggles........its not like they are abandoned tracks..........not to mention it was 1 in the morning........JESUS CHRIST......Im surprised that the people dont go down there to hang out and get raped for fun too........I DONT THINK IVE EVER HEARD THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT!!!! "We hang out on the train tracks!!!" "I do that all the time cuz we like to play chicken and see if the trains will get derailed!!!" It just makes me want to break some necks.......of course anyone in their right mind know that the kids go down there to smoke their shit and then they wont be seen.........but then again.....so many people hang out down there and just have fun so I must be wrong......If there were so many people hanging out in the grand hang out none of that business would be going down.......right? hmmmmmmmmm.......im just speechless......lets just drop that because it makes me sad too...........
anyway....another good story to fuck the world up is this Korea NONSENSE about "nuclear arsenal".........................WHAT........THE........FUCK...........I am so sick of stupid choco's thinking that "OHHHHH SHIIIIZA......the Koreans are coming........." Lets sit back and ANALYZE THIS SITUATION......SHALL WE......ok......
NUMBER 1 - Korea is in Asia
NUMBER 2 - Korea is the size of Illinois
NUMBER 3 - Korea has an army equal to that of Adolf Hitler
NUMBER 4 - Korea has no official allies but I can guarantee they will....
NUMBER 5 - Korea's allies would be: China, India, Japan, Russia, etc.
NUMBER 5.5 - Korea knows for sure that ASIANS STICK TOGETHER!!!
NUMBER 6 - Korea will sure as fuck have the terrorists on their side
NUMBER 7 - Korea now has atomic power.....
NUMBER 8 - U.S. claims WE DO NOT HAVE ANY NUKES!!!
NUMBER 9 - Michael Jackson claims he did not touch little boys(i kinda agree)
NUMBER 10 - Mark Sachetta could probably find the recipe on the internet
NUMBER 11 - A good HALF of American know that the Koreans are just after Bush
NUMBER 12 - Korea knows not to fuck with Massachusetts because we have the Sox AND the Pats......and JOHN KERRY!!!! (even though hes a puppet)
NUMBER 13 - Korea knows not to fuck with New York cuz they've just had it rough for a while and Rudy Giuliani isnt in office anymore
NUMBER 14 - Korea knows not to fuck with L.A. because then they couldn't make any more crazy puppet movies about Kim Jong Il and he loves Helen Hunt!
NUMBER 15 - Korea knows that all they want is Bush.......
NUMBER 16 - LETS FUCKIN BLOW UP DC AND GET RID OF THAT DUMBASS CHOCO!!!!
NUMBER 17 - WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT KOREA.......LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE
NUMBER 18 - Korea is betting on the Celtics to be the champs too......
NUMBER 19 - Korea knows that the Bruins are FUCKED!!!!
NUMBER 20 - sorry there just needed to be 20 items to analyze.....
SOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo that is the situation there......If I need say more I will but you can talk to me about that later.......ON THE OTHER HAND........GOOD NEWS IN THE OPINION OF THE NEWSSSSSS......PEOPLE......(which has nothing whatsoever to do with the country we live in).........is that Prince Charles is getting married to CAMILLA "THE CRAZY MUTHA FUCKA WHO I THINK WAS DRIVING THE PAPARAZZI CAR THAT KILLED DIANA" PARKER BOWLES!!!!!! And NOOOOO...... you are not getting confused with the pseudo-homosexual or neo-nazi sons of Princess Di.........we are talking about her bastard husband......SKELETON MANNNN.....the Queen's son who looks like Old Man River........anyway they are getting hitched for some unbeknownst reason.......I read that the invitations are going to say......."Prince Charles of Skeleton Land - to wed - CAMILLA "THE CRAZY MUTHA FUCKA WHO I THINK WAS DRIVING THE PAPARAZZI CAR THAT KILLED DIANA" PARKER BOWLES princess of Donatella Versace Land"..............yes thats right.......that is the front of the invite.........the inside says......"Come one and all and join my mother, Her Highness The stuck-up Cunt QUEEN OF ENGLAND, my sons William the fag and Harold the nazi, and my family jewels, to celebrate another whacky family wedding.......P.S. - FERGIE YOU AREN'T INVITED!!!!!"
I THINK IVE GONE OVERBOARD.........my main point is.......I don't like NATALIE JACOBSON AND I WANT HER FACE TO FALL OFF AGAIN!!! DO NOT WATCH THE NEWS!!!!
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[Feb. 1st, 2005|11:21 pm] |
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Alright, so I need to say it......I think I'm having another meltdown. I really just don't know what to say anymore, TO ANYTHING. I cannot function and Im just getting reeeeally mad. Im not sure what it is but I know its bothering me. I guess i just feel like I'm always a third wheel.......go ahead say im insane cuz i bring up the same subject all the time.......say that its not it at all but every aspect of my life makes me SECOND BEST........I AM ALWAYS FUCKIN SECOND BEST........i cannot go on thinking that I'm livin pretty well when I realize that Im not gonna be successful no matter what. The only people who make me feel good about myself are my mom, my professor, and my students......call me ridiculous or whatever because I am used to it by now......I am absolutely sick to my stomach right now from god knows what......ohh maybe its because I eat away my stress and then I regret it. I can't look myself in the face and see happiness anymore because I dont know who I am......maybe we are all supposed to have this feeling as we become more mature but I have no fuckin clue........this world is just full of such shallowness and fakeness and it makes me feel absolutely crazy........I really wish people would tell it the way it is....I WISH I COULD TELL IT THE WAY I FEEL......but no.....like usual I feel OBLIGATED to please everyone by being hunky dory and chipper......the quiet yet loud funny kid who really just floats around like nothing bothers him whatsoever........I am being hypocritical in my own journal in which I promised to never sobb and bitch about stupid things but Ive realized that behind all the humor there is horror and too much humor covers up a shitload of horror.......yes you think that Im speaking directly to you (whoever you are reading this) but I just know that my only way of expressing my self is through writing........I cant fuckin write a paper but I can sure as hell write a book on what life is about........I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD I CANT CONTROL THEM.........ohhhh hes crazy because he thinks he knows what life is about but I really do...........life is about every human being in it for themselves, no one really cares about others unless they know it will make other people feel good.......they try to please others TO SATISFY THEMSELVES.......because when they go home at night they realize that they are now a better person for trying so hard to make things good..........Life is about bettering your being............all of us just have different ways of showing it........sometimes I wish that people who are so much better off would just be happy with themselves and realize that they are already a step ahead of those who have to work hard in the first place to get to where they are.........enough of this bullshit of perfect people being dissatisfied with themselves.......I know in my head I am satsfied with myself but the world around me makes me feel differently.........I make myself think I have friends but do I really?? How do I know that they dont just totally forget about me when the next best thing rolls along........I know for a fact that most of the people I have met here are that way........but is it true with EVERYONE.....i would like to think not but like I said......I DONT KNOW ANYMORE........Im tired of always being wrong and told that I have to do this or Im not fit for this.......Im tired of being that one that is always left behind when there are other better things to be done.......Like I said I'm just the last resort....Im only second best......if no one has anything else to do, theyll come see me.......thats what it always is for me........try to argue otherwise and I will gladly agree.....because I am reasonable.......I tend to always give people the benefit of the doubt........BUT NO ONE EVER DOES THE SAME FOR ME.........i just want one time for people to believe me or approve of something I have said.............I know I have lied in the past but fuck it we all lie and if you can find someone who doesnt then Id like to say hello........but that water has passed under the bridge and has gone all the way to the fuckin ocean........an ocean of fuckin things we are never gonna get back.......just lost at sea.......fuck I must be on a raft somewhere out in that sea because Im fuckin drownin and goin NOwhere fast.........my past just seems to like haunt me and its like holding me underneath like friggen cement shoes........I dont even know what Im saying anymore........but all I know is that I am going to be on hiatus for a few days........so if you dont hear from me dont worry about it......im sure I wont be missed......I just need some time like usual to fix my issues in my own way like I always do........cuz god knows I cant talk to anyone else.......if I have pissed people off by saying this Im sorry but it is all what I have to say........so whoopity shit have a good week........dun.........PS....Im officially a certified vegetable. |
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| I Heart Donatella Versace and Chyna Doll...... |
[Jan. 26th, 2005|06:27 pm] |
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| | Stayin Alive - BeeGees | ] |
Ok......just so you all know....I NEED TO BE DRUNK RIGHT NOW.....sorry that was random but I legitimately just got the taste of Raspberry Vodka in my mouth and it tickled my fancy.......speaking of tickling......I don't have any idea as to what I was going to say. soooooooo i am back at school.......yes...ehhhhhh....nooo......it doesnt feel like it. I really enjoy being here but now I have a complex that Roman is going to kill me because he leaves away messages about me and that makes me want to eat oreos....no it doesnt.....im just hungry cuz Im waiting for food time and i meant to say it makes me want to drown someone in the Charles River......it would be great to knock someone out with drugs and then take them out on the river at night......then when they wake up on the river they will absofuckinglutely shit themselves.....I know I would.......why am I listening to Christmas Music.....I think I have Celine Dion Relapse......let me explain to you what that is.......it is when i feel like I am a diva and I am the greatest singer.....in the world.......WHEN I FALLLL IN LOOOOVEEEE......it will be foreverrrrrr.......or I'll never fall in love. I have the crazy version of that song.....its Josh Groban and Celine Herself.........Ohhh titties.......TIFFY TITS......TIFFani otherwise know as Miss Truck, has joined some homosexual womens' rugby/tackling/strap-ons/testosterone/bulldyke/rosie o'donnell team......who knows why......I do....its those bitches she lives with.....but they need to have rods stuck up there vaginas to straighten them out......cuz no one fucks with tiffani except for Fulchini and Gallagher.......speaking of Mr G Baby.......GBABY lines has a new scent being produced and this is a perfect time to solicit this great product.......AMBIGUOUS.....the striking new scent from G BABY......you know you want it.....you gotta have it......"cuz only you can make me feeeeellll......AMBIGUOUS...." If you can remember the catchy slogan when you see me, you will get a sample package of MY new line of undergarments.......SKID "MARK".......it comes in men's and women's so do not feel slighted.......alright thats enough.........snow snow snow......ridiculous relapse in the DIRRRTY E......there is no need for there to be this much no school.......i think the super should sell his air conditioners and pay for some snowblowers or something........OHHHH MY........its 6:43.......thats right marc.....im not going to say anything about you.......cuz you slighted me in our little game.......PAYBACK'S A BITCH AIN'T IT.........cuz YOUUUUU DONT BRING ME FLOWERRRSSSSSSSSS.........there is gonna be some serious Jenna Jameson Ramification Relapse......but we will deal with it........ciao cunts.......dinnah time.......lick me! |
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| HIATUS........MY ANUS...............PUNANI.......VAGINIE............... |
[Jan. 6th, 2005|02:06 am] |
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| | I AINT NEVER SCARED - RAMPAGE MUSIC CUE # 1 | ] |
KEN JENNINGS IS A FUCKING PUSSY MUTILATOR!!!!!!! I think Alex Trebek is an alien from GO:WIEGHO:ISFGTRIHDFJBRGBSDVVJOijsdgheworihvsdhk............yes that is what the Devil Goat told me........He was giving the bunny a haircut and the porcupine tried to show him his weiner......and he exclaimed.......OHHHHHHH MY.........YOU LOOK LIKE ALEX TREBEK WHO IS FROM GO:WIEGHO:ISFGTRIHDFJBRGBSDVVJOijsdgheworihvsdhk.........................hmmmmmmmmm I dunno about what just happened..........but I would like to say toodaloo......mon petit cabbage......I AM REALLY GOING TO BURST.......you know.......i will only know who my real friends are when I finally EXPLODE IN MY ROOM...........whoever comes to scrape me off the walls will be a good ol pal......
I dunno.......I think you should all know that I have been gone for the one and only reason I always disappear.......I had Psoriasis and I had an enlarged right testacle making it impossible to move from a 180 degree angle......so then I developed scaves from not showering and as a result I had to be cut from my bed with scalpals and I just recovered from the incident so i just thought you all should know........so what has elapsed you might ask......well alot has gone by my friends.......I have settled firmly into MEGA RAMPAGE which is HIGHLY fucking dangerous.......you dont really wanna fuck with me.....I dont even think anything will bring me out of it either......i will eventually become a vegetable......and then I am afraid that I will become what no one would ever fucking think of becoming..........I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING CASSIE...........THATS RIGHT FOLKS..........I WILL BE DUN!!!!!!! OHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THat makes ME SO FUCKING FURIOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS You cant even understnad..........I dont understnad I CANT FUCKING SPELL UNDERSTAND............HA I DID IT.......OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT IS A FUCKING BLIZZARD OUTSIDE........Do you know that I was really thinking about commintting suicide in the fucking snow......this is my second time contemplating suicide......It wouldnt be too bad......if I just fall asleep outside I will get hypothermia and fucking turn into jack frost........and Im not gonna nip at your noses......IMA FUCKIN NIP AT YO TITTIES......cuz we all know that our nipples get pointy before our nose goes numb.......AND I HAVE A BIG SCHNOZZ......there is really like 5 feet of snow outside and i am going to jump out of my house into the snow bank and suicide myself......does that work grammatically.........my fingers say yes but my brain says FUCK MY EVER LOVIN ACHING TITTIES YOU SCUM BAG ANOREXIC PISSY PANTS SCAT GIRL SOMBRERO WEARING MISSY ELLIOT WANNA BE!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA.......you know.......you can do that with an H and most vowels.......but U doesnt work.......you cant say hu hu hu hu hu hu hu unless it is preceding a familiar phrase.......THAT BEING HOLLIWAFFA!!!!!! Yes.......HOlliwaffa......HOOTERS.......RUMJUNGLE THE NAPPY WAITRESS AT HOOTERS......is that who she was....who the fuckknows.....I am starting a new show........QUEER LEPERS FOR THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE WITH DOWNES SYNDROME............let me agree with you on your next comment........I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL.....by the way speaking of hell......I HAVE re-realized my profound hatred for the spawn of satan none other than CUNTFACE the GREAT..........he/she......who will not be named outright......is absolutely and undeniably a blood sucking spongemonkey who sings that fucking quiznos song in german while dressed up as adolf hitler in a red dress acting as selena in the musical "I HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER AND I HATE AMERICANS BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER CUZ IM GONNA GET SHOT BY SOMEONE NAMED YOLANDA"!!!!! ohhhhhhh on a different note......I have found a new hobby in driving in anyones car and screaming out the window at people walking by.........such things as.........FUCK MEEEEE YOU FUCKING CUNT......YOU SUCK YOU FUCKING "Racial Slur of my Choice"...........or.......BORRICUAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! It is really fun you should try sometimes........pick your foreigners wisely......some may carry weapons.......understand that I am not racist or sexist in any way but I have an evil spirit that tends to take over my body at random points......I BECOME A MIGNON OF HELL......................................LOVING YOU............IS ALL I WANNA DOooooo.......LOVING YOU........IS EASY CUZ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL........AND Doot nnn doot nnn dooo doooooooooo............AHHHHHHHHHHahHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAAAA.......that was a crazy song........it can be heard in Vegas vacation......just so ya know.......CUZ IM BRIAN FELLOW.........OHHHHHHHhhhhh BTW........you may be wondering who the zombie in the beautiful gown is.........ITS ME DONATELLA VERSACE.........YOU ALL NEED TO BE FAMILIAR WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE IDOLS........DONATELLA IS AMAZiNG........download any skits from SNL and memorize them........If you dont........UR A PUSSSY JUST LIKE HAWAII.....I am learning hawaiian.......isnt dat vierd.........ohhhh my......speaking of my idols.....AMERRICAN IDOL begins soon............soon.....soon......sooners.....nooners....nanners.....nenners....ninners......you know what comes next......but I cannot say it......or I would be very bad bad bad.............I HAVE GONE OUT OF CONTROL WITH ELLIPSES.........see........THAT'S CRAZY.......goats can smile and thats just WEIRD.........
BY THE WAY MARC FULCHINI otherwise known as Big Pussy, Number 9, Mr. Delicious, Chino, His Majesty Sir Relapse, and other random aliases, now has a new name..........MR YEASTY!!! Yes thats right friends......he has a yeast infection from eating too much uteris.......or not......we wont get into that......
A man on the TV just called the show and said that his legs go numb when he sleeps and he gets chest pains........and the announcer was like......SIR I THINK YOU'RE HAVING A HEART ATTACK......and he just went to the next caller..........HA........I just thought you should know that.......some of the funniest shit is on TV at night time......the news just gave a story about how a dentist was idicted for threatening patients with his "plaque pick" and giving unneccessary novacaine to some others.......that makes me want to go and strangle someone with a stethescope..........i love saying that word........
I cant watch anymore of the fucking Tsunami coverage......or as Nan would put it.....TEE-soo-NAM-Mee........It really makes me sooo sick.....the footage is really disturbing and I dont understand what the fuck happened there.......now some fucking monk crazy asian people are saying that buddha and Allah punished asia with the tsunami because boys were sitting too close to girls and too much opium was being produced and the people didnt read books enough........I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT..........that absolutely baffles me......no offense to buddha or allah but couldnt they have like passed out CD-ROM's with interactive Holy Books, set a fire in the opium fields, and start to make babies be born homosexual rather than fucking wipe out the entire fucking subcontinent and kill 300 000 people!!!! BUT NOOOOOOO GOD IS A REASONABLE GOD......IM SORRY BUT THAT IS JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT.......I think God fucked the man in the moon and Mother Nature got mad because her husband was fucking around so she decided to take it out on the poor slant-eyed people cuz they wouldnt see it coming as fast......she takes it out on the poor people with no periferal vision..........ohhhh myy I shouldnt have said that........Fandy you know I dont mean to be evil.....it just makes me mad that im watching the news and there is a debate between how this is god's punishment or if it is science........HOW CAN YOU FUCKING CHALLENGE SCIENCE........God cannot be merciful if he does things like this..........and THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS..........and then the discovery channel says that the actual most likely place for a tsunami is the eastern seaboard of the US........hmmmmmmmmmthats interesting..........it said that there is an island in the Madieras Islands off the coast of Africa that has a randomly active volcano......it is said that if it erupts it could or will send a land slide that displaces a wave of 550 stories high that stretches from Miami to Boston........it would wipe out everything everything within 40 miles of the coast..........that just sucks really bad.........that takes care of all the reasonable people in the US.......I mean Fuck the West Coast, California is gonna be somewhere over by Hawaii soon.......the country would become.......the USHCA........THE UNITED STATES OF A HICK-CONTROLLED AMERICA.........ohhh my.....i dont want to drown........my advice........lets head to the Dakotas and get CIVILIZED........
OHHH NO.....IVE GONE AND CUT THE DICKENS OUT OF MY VAGINA..........MY NAME IS JULIA CHILDS........OHHHH MYYYYYYY.......I AM REALLY GOING TO HELL.........I might have to be more regular with my entries.....now that I am back and in action..........
MOVIE SUGGESTIONS:
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle - fucking hilarious
Mystic River - sadly disturbing but excellent
DONT GO TO SEE LEMONY SNICKETT......NOT GOOD.......
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[Dec. 7th, 2004|01:56 pm] |
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| | Jingle Bells - Barbra Streisand | ] |
GO SUCK ON SOME COCKS......you all are fucking losers anyway!! Please...I spent a good amount of time with the last entry and i get NOTHING......the only one who enjoyed it was Adrienne....from now on......Adrienne is my new Mark Sachetta Journal alficionado......even though I have NO idea what that word means, she is that.......because the rest of you suck......you whine and bitch and ask for more like you are little piglets sucking on your mothers' teat.......If you want boring bullshit, go read your own journal but dont criticize mine alright because like I said before.......YOU GOT BEEF.....IM GONNA EAT YA BITCH!!!
I have a horrible confession to make......I AM A FUCKING LESBIAN CRACK WHORE......I can't do this any more.....I can't do it......what to do.......TEN MINUTES AGO I MET YOU......WE DELIVERED OUR HOW-DO-YOU-DO's...........ohhh craziness........I fucked Cinderella and her nasty step sisters.......I fcked her with cinnamon sticks covered in peanut butter and granola cereal........NO I REALLY HAVE GIVEN UP.........
So an update on the weather.......IT BLOWS.......I love rain! Sometimes I really want to run outside naked in the rain and play in puddles....massaging my man boobs with the mud from the garden......I rode my bike in the rain once.....it is very exhilirating......pouring down on you while you are going really fast......It kinda reminded me of when I Fucked marc's mom in the shower......it was coming down REEEEALLLLY hard and we were going pretty fast.....but anyways......MY FUCKING debit card is fucked again......i think that the fat humpty dumpty bitch is liquidating my account......either that or Fandy is using her connections there to steal some of my money so she can buy her stock of vaginal cream and coconut flavored dildos......hmmmmmm CHIQUITA BANANA IS LICKING MY ASSHOLE!!!!! Ohhh......wait I was supposed to have given up because I have come to realize I cannot make an entry unless I am truly inspired to do so........right now my inspiration is to get the fuck out of here and go shove toys up my asshole!! Good Bye........ |
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| MIAMI IS NICE.......SO I'LL SAY IT TWICE,..........FUCK MEEEEE!!!! |
[Dec. 3rd, 2004|05:15 pm] |
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| | crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Return To Innocence - Enya | ] |
I dont know......ohhhh this is abso-fucking-lutely INSANE.........I feel so loved by all you lowly scum bags......everyone is having what i like to call......PMSS......POST MARK SACHETTA SYNDROME........none of you can handle the "no journal" thing.......I am going to make a highly illegal drug that surpresses the urge to want more of my fantastical, magical, unbeatable....LIVE JOURNAL.....the drug will be called Mark's Balls....you you can suck on them in your mouth and get the pleasure of sucking my BALLS......cannon.........ball.......CANNON BALL AND.......ohhh sorry side tracking again.....anyway the "Balls" will be mixed with a drop of love, hapiness, sweat from my grundle, a lock of my hair, and a creamy center filled with you know what!!! HAHA ohhh......they will KEEP YOU GUESSING!! So DOUSCHEBAGS.....you are all fucking fuckers......IF YOU WAnT MY BoDY AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY COME ON BABY SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh my nipples just fell off.....NATALIE JACOBSON'S FACE JUST FELL OFF!!!! AHHHHH JUST LOSE IT RAAA RAAA RAAA RAAAA RAAAAA!!!!! GO FUCKING CRAZY........ahhhhhhhhhooooohohoohohooooohhhhhhhh..............
I am very sorry.....I had to go and just wipe my ass cuz I shit myself......I had a seisure and I couldn't function properly.......BTW......does anyone remember POGS!?!?!?!? I had a discussion about them yesterday and I want to play pogs.....pogs was the game where you stacked the little milk bottle covers and hit them with the craaaaazy ass slammer and the ones that flipped over you got to take!!! Ohhhhhh MY PUSSY JUST ATE MY LEFT RING FINGER..........ehhhhh I never really will need that one......PLUS.....Now I can do the SHAKA MAAAAAAddddd crazy....oooooooooohhhhhhh OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo.....ha ha ahsdfjij;awj ...GOLDEN GIRLS......WILMA FLINTSTONE........SANTA CLAUS........RON HOWARD'S BROTHER........Jennifer Hudson........Cyndi Lauper.........George Michael........Bing Crosby.........BETTE MIDLER..........MOLLY RINGWAHL........LUCY MANETTE................JENNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA JAMMMMEESSSSSONNNNNNNN.........MATTTTTTT DAAAAAAAAMON.........ZSA ZSA GABOR.......LUCIANO PAVOROTTI........MADAME MEDUSA from The Rescuers...........PUSSSSSSY GALORE...........LADY SAW............Fantasia Barrino...........SELEEEEEEENASSSSS..........GEORGE WASHAMACHINE.........STRAP ON SALLY............ANDY DICK........AUGUSTUS GLOOP........OOOOOOMPAA FUCKIN LOOOMPAAASss FANDY............Dick Cheney's slutty wife.........Mariah Carey........Cal Ripken.......RACHEL BILSON............GENERAL GAO ANNNNND HIS CHICKEN.................BIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG TITSssssssss.........Nelly Furtado..........Melissa Manchester........Amber Atkins...........OJ Simpson........Sharon Osbourne..........GONNORHEA........ARETHA FRANKLIN.......PATTI "Big Boobs" LABELLE........GIOVANNI "THE BIG FISH" BARSAD........DOC MONEY..........ELTON JOHN.........SHREK........Nebuchadnezzar III.........XERXES........FREDERICK HOHENZOLLERN........JAWS........KING KONG........FUK ME AND FUK U..........SCARY SPICE........ALANIS MORISETTE.......JACQUES 3 (THE BLIND ONE)........KIMMI GIBBLER.......MR TURKEY SAYS GO FUCK YOURSELF........LEATHERFACE.......REGIS PHILBIN.........CHARRO......DORIS DAY......CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST AND SCOOBY DOO HIS GAY LOVER........DEAN ELMORE THE GINGERBREAD MAN.........Jug-Head........SCARY LONG HAIRED MAN WHO TEACHES SALEM HIGH SCHOOL'S PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE.......DAME EDNA.........BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.......STEPHEN TYLER......MCAULLY CULKIN AND HIS CRACK WHORE WIFE.........DAN RATHER........MARTIN LUTHER KING.......THE GUY WITH THE HOOK FROM I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.......... MISCHA BARTON WEARING THAT CRAZY OUTFIT SHE WORE LASTNIGHT ON THE OC........MICHAEL PARKER........A ONE EYED PIRATE........SLOTH AND CHUNK FROM THE GOONIES.........Jabba The Hutt.........JLO AND HER ASS........Mohatma Ghandi........Ahlam Abdelrazzaq........DEREK LOWE AND HIS GAY LOVER TOM BRADY..........OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN.......FARRAH FAWCET........DONNA HART.......Princess Diana and her sons......THE ICEBERG THAT SANK THE TITANIC.............Conan O'Brien and his wife Rosie O'Donnell........Melissa Ethridge.......The Planter's Peanut Man........The Jolly Green Giant........Christine Terry.........David Reed........LC and LO from Laguna Beach........Arnold Schwarzeneggar.......THE ANGEL FROM ATOP MY CHRISTMAS TREE.........THE CRAZY BLACK LADY FROM THE DINING HALL........Alicia Keys.......Charlie's Angels and Demi Moore.........The Dancing Baby from Ally McBeal.........AUNT JEMIMA......CUNTFACE........NEWMAN FROM SEINFELD.........Mickey mouse and his illegitimate children with Daisy Duck.......The Zodiac........Laci Peterson........Buffy The Vampire Slayer......The Trojan Man........The Trojan Horse........Dick Van Dyke........Albert Einstein........George Gershwin.......Andrew Lloyd Webber........Barbra Streisand.....The number 3........MISS HAVISHAM........PROFESSOR MCGONAGLE............................OHHHHHHHHHHHH my............what just happened........God just spoke to me........he told me the people that are going to be at my funeral..........I have no Idea what just happened.......I think I need to go shit myself again..........ohhh my.......ohhhhh.......ohhhhhhh.h......HA HA AH AHSHAHS H HHOLLLLLLIIWAFFFFFFFAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhh.........it has bee fourty days since I last talked to you all.........this may be the last words I ever speak with you because I have been taken captive by some cheese eating gnomes who smell like buttered popcorn and Rice Krispies..........if I die.....I have given you my list of invites......uh oh.....what was that......I think some one is coming to save me.....ohhh no...........ITS COMMMINNGGGGGGGGGGG.......NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........It's the great Uteris........It's come for me.........it is going to swallow me up and spit me out as a a giant pearl to be used in a necklace for Elizabeth Taylor.......no NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONOOONONONONONONONONOaqwejha;woeehgaowierhta'owiejoaiwrgggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbliurp b;urp;..............
Well I have returned from my great adventure with the great Uteris.......I am now strung up on some sort of Gigantic Necklace......but Elizabeth hasnt worn me yet......I think she is giving me away as a gift........what's this.......who's this........Ohhhhhh it's MICHAEL JACKSON........."Here you go Michael......I bought you these Pearl beads......."---"Thank you soooo much Liz....My kids will love these!!"---What the fuck......he's going to let his kids play with a set of pearls with me strung to them......????
(Later ON)
"Here we are billy.....I just got these new beads from my friend.....would you like to play with the beads?"---"yes Michael.....I'd Love too!!"---"OK....all you have to do is go get me the vaseline and bend over......I promise It won't hurt A BIT!!!"---AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........
Ohhhhh my.........I just had the ultimate....most unspeakable case of legitimacy vertigo......you cannot understand what just happened......anyway....on to my regular Movie Recommendation.........I think since it is Christmas Time it would be totally reasonable to recommend.........DRUM ROLL PLEASE............THE EASTER PARADE.......go see it.....go love it......go jizz all over the cover!!!! NO jk jk....it is a GREAT musical that me and my mom watch every Easter.......It is with Judy Garland and Fred Astaire........just do it!!!
GOod Night So LOng Farewell Auf Wiedersehn Ciao Arrivederci Das Vadanas Buona Sera Bon Swa (i know that isnt how to spell it but Im not french.......GIU SUI LA SooM FI!!!!) FUCK ME FUCK YOU.........
I leave you with one last thing.......FUCK EM UP FUCK EM UP B. C. SUCKSSSSS!!!! (that's right I said it....tiff your on.....PS.....Im gonna shit on your face too!!) |
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| WHAT THE FUCK |
[Nov. 22nd, 2004|07:00 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sad | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Dreaming of You - Selena | ] |
SELENA DIDN'T FUCKING DESERVE TO DIE.....THAT STUPID FAT BITCH YOLANDA HAD TO SHOOT HER......THAT WAS FUCKIN STUPID....IT REALLY WAS......WHO THE FUCK SHOOTS SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY STOLE MONEY??????? I MISS YOU SELENA!!!! I REALLY DO......IM CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I MISS HER......WHY THE FUCK DID SHE HAVE TO DROP THE FUCKING ROSE?????? SELEEEEENNAAAAAAAAAAAA........... |
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| HAHAHAHA |
[Nov. 19th, 2004|01:21 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  drunk | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Man Is the Least - Lady Saw | ] |
Ohhh ok so really today has been one of the most entertaining days I have had in a whiiiiile......so lets see......I found out at four that the paper wasnt due till monday so that basically started the day off reeeeeal good......So i slept and awoke and realized I didnt think I actually slept.......you see last night is a bit blurry because too many things happened and I dont necessarily remember the sequence......so bear with me ok.
so i got on the train today and fell over because I got so fucking dizzy from watching the road outside the window......people wer laughing.....IT WAS NOT FUNNY!!! So I got to my class and I found everything to be hilarious......we were reading somethinig in Italian and I just started cracking up!!! I dont know what it is......so then I was sitting in Writing and I again had the craziness and I had this image in my mind of a poster with a turkey holding a sign that said: "Mr. Turkey says......GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.......Im really laughing still....I dont know.....then I was having the Tale of Two Cities Relapse......i was imagining me sitting at Madame Defarge's secret Corporation Meeting......YOU HAVE NOO IDEA WHAT THEY DID TO ME........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I dont know anymore. Then I ate lunch with Fandy and I couldnt stop staring at this kid with a giant schnozz...I mean I have a big nose but this nose was GARGANTUAN....and he was sitting near this girl who was laughing UN CON TROLLABLY......so then I got on the train and I saw THE HOTTEST GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN......yes she was better than the girl at the Improv Asylum.......Ohhh she was great......then I got off the train and I saw my good friend.......DONATELLA VERSACE!!!!! She was driving in a BMW SUV and she looked like she was locked in a tanning booth!!! HAHAHA i guess thats what they do to ya at rehab!!! So then I was crossing the street and all of a sudden, THE JAPANES UNDERGROUND MAFIA DROVE BY......there were like 700 Black Range Rovers and they were all dressed up like on Kill Bill......Ohhhhh It was crazy.......but that brings me to now......Ive never realized how much AIM brings out the sad depression in everyone......YOU ALL NEED TO CHEER THE FUCK UP!!!! Listen.....you should be a bit more creative too......with the away messages and such......If I spend time to check every person on my buddy list's profile.....there better be some good shit.....learn from sachman3 or Mikey6Gbaby9.....they have the ill SHIT!!!! haha.....well good bye for a littlewhile!!! |
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| Another one for your viewing pleasure |
[Nov. 19th, 2004|01:19 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Every Other Time - LFO | ] |
I just thought you should all know this was later that day!!!
Italian8Sausage: listen
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Auto response from Sachman3: PASTA NIGHT and BOOSE RUN!!!! call the cell if you need me!!
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Italian8Sausage: her i am once agian
Italian8Sausage: leaving u messages
Italian8Sausage: where have u been all day
Italian8Sausage: ????
Italian8Sausage: hmmmm
Italian8Sausage: u know what im done
Italian8Sausage: HHAHA OH BOY MARK
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Auto response from Sachman3: PASTA NIGHT and BOOSE RUN!!!! call the cell if you need me!!
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Italian8Sausage: where the fuck are
Italian8Sausage: i now before i was liek where are u but now im getting nervous
Italian8Sausage: personally i think u were killed by bohemian gypsies
Italian8Sausage: is there such a thing
Italian8Sausage: ues?
Italian8Sausage: yes**
Italian8Sausage: no?
Italian8Sausage: hmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmm
Italian8Sausage: oh well
Italian8Sausage: i dont even know
Italian8Sausage: now u may think im leaving this just because its like my "new thing"
Italian8Sausage: its not
Italian8Sausage: u just made it that because u posted it in ur journal
Italian8Sausage: my new thing is a little thing called the "ill shit"
Italian8Sausage: thast right mark
Italian8Sausage: u guessed it
Italian8Sausage: I AM THE ILL SHIT
Italian8Sausage: i am
Italian8Sausage: no i really am
Italian8Sausage: no serious mark where are u/
Italian8Sausage: its making me horny
Italian8Sausage: i mean worried
Italian8Sausage: ohh i dont even knw
Italian8Sausage: spank my ass and call me BETSY
Italian8Sausage: too late
Italian8Sausage: i was just thinkinjg about our hgih school renunion
Italian8Sausage: ohhh no
Italian8Sausage: ahh
Italian8Sausage: no seriously the monster from monster.com i think hes retarded
Italian8Sausage: or has dyslexia or something
Italian8Sausage: ohh hees attacking me
Italian8Sausage: oh this is scary
Italian8Sausage: wait
Italian8Sausage: i got sidetracked
Italian8Sausage: i forgto what i was talking about
Italian8Sausage: ummm
Italian8Sausage: shmegma
Italian8Sausage: yes
Italian8Sausage: so shmegma is the craziness
Italian8Sausage: i think Kings and Queens shoudl have the title of shmegma
Italian8Sausage: Like The Shmegma for King and Lady Shmegma for Queen
Italian8Sausage: i just went piss
Italian8Sausage: and some guy was just standing in the middle of the door and he scared the shit out of me
Italian8Sausage: i screamed like Michael Jackson
Italian8Sausage: speaking of Michael Jackson
Italian8Sausage: did i tell u i have the voice of mariah carey
Italian8Sausage: haha i was waiting for u to respond
Italian8Sausage: im so retarded
Italian8Sausage: AAHAHAHH
Italian8Sausage: oohh HAHAHH
Italian8Sausage: HHHhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Italian8Sausage: TURKEY RELAPSE
Italian8Sausage: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Italian8Sausage: GOBBLEE
Italian8Sausage: BEA ARTHUR
Italian8Sausage: shes mad gangsta
Italian8Sausage: thats right i said it
Italian8Sausage: BEA ARTHUR IS MAD GANGSTA
Italian8Sausage: she does the ill crip walk
Italian8Sausage: u know what i realzied
Italian8Sausage: u have been gona all day
Italian8Sausage: i dont understand why
Italian8Sausage: it really baffles me
Italian8Sausage: baffle
Italian8Sausage: raffle
Italian8Sausage: walli
Italian8Sausage: walli
Italian8Sausage: bing
Italian8Sausage: bang
Italian8Sausage: hahah oh boy
Italian8Sausage: i odnt know something about a monkey and a wtich doctor
Italian8Sausage: all i know is it ended in "ur mothers a whore"
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Auto response from Sachman3: PASTA NIGHT and BOOSE RUN!!!! call the cell if you need me!!
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Italian8Sausage: im gonna take a shower and wash my dirty dirty self.....mesohorny
Italian8Sausage: UR BACK??????????
Sachman3: no
Italian8Sausage: ohh
Italian8Sausage: ok then
Italian8Sausage: tell me when u are |
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| My friend Marc the Cock Gobblerrrr!!! |
[Nov. 17th, 2004|01:17 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | giddy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler | ] |
It's kinda funny how every day I come back from wherever I am and I get messages left on my away message. Usually they are from none other than the man of many aliases.......MR. MARCUS FULCHINUS......who by the way has a skin flaking problem........SOOoooooOOOOOooooo he leaves these random comments on the AIM thingy and basically has a conversation with himself......I just thought today I might give you a little taste of what I return home to every day!!! So without further ado, here is FLAKY BALLS HIMSELF.....commenting on my away message:
Just so you know, the sizes of the words are usually bigger and sometimes are at size 36 font.....so you can imagine most of this being highly stressed!!!
Italian8Sausage: isnt it BOOZE????????????????????? THINK ABOUT IT
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Auto response from Sachman3: PASTA NIGHT and BOOSE RUN!!!! call the cell if you need me!!
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Italian8Sausage: im gonna leave u messages
Italian8Sausage: does that sound reasonable?
Italian8Sausage: hmmm?
Italian8Sausage: yes?
Italian8Sausage: no?
Italian8Sausage: maybe?
Italian8Sausage: herme?
Italian8Sausage: hermaphodite
Italian8Sausage: hermaphodites anonymous
Italian8Sausage: SHUT UR ASS UP
Italian8Sausage: how nice of u to post about my flaking
Italian8Sausage: im gonna rub my flakings all in ur drink
Italian8Sausage: even if im at bentley
Italian8Sausage: ill do it
Italian8Sausage: my dick will reach that far
Italian8Sausage: u think no
Italian8Sausage: METHINKSUALIAR
Italian8Sausage: ohh i just had a relapse
Italian8Sausage: scratch that
Italian8Sausage: U A SQUEEZING MY BUNION
Italian8Sausage: how do u spell bunion?
Italian8Sausage: who cares
Italian8Sausage: i dont know why i asked
Italian8Sausage: its not like u would respond anyways
Italian8Sausage: hmm i have a point
Italian8Sausage: ohhh booyyy
Italian8Sausage: MY PUSSY JUST WENT CRAZY
Italian8Sausage: it really did
Italian8Sausage: no im serious
Italian8Sausage: DEAD SERIOUS
Italian8Sausage: dead hermaphodites
Italian8Sausage: thats scary
Italian8Sausage: ''''''''''''
Italian8Sausage: what is that
Italian8Sausage: owwww
Italian8Sausage: im so sick of being lo-----------DONT FINISH UR STATEMENT
Italian8Sausage: owwwwwwwwwwwww
Italian8Sausage: starting when we were younger u were my BIZZITCH
Italian8Sausage: cock cock cock
Italian8Sausage: cock...its whats for dinner
Italian8Sausage: wellllllllllllllllllll
Italian8Sausage: mark when u get this u need to respond
Italian8Sausage: either via AIM, phone, skype, anal...anything u want
Italian8Sausage: THE COLOR PURPLE IS THE ILL SHIT
Italian8Sausage: dont get rid of anyting i type
Italian8Sausage: when u return i want u to recite it back to me
Italian8Sausage: OKAY
Italian8Sausage: GIRL U CALL MY PHONE
Italian8Sausage: oh i dont even know
Italian8Sausage: im crazy
Italian8Sausage: HHAHHH
Italian8Sausage: AHHH
Italian8Sausage: HA
Italian8Sausage: HA
Italian8Sausage: HOLLIWAFFA
Italian8Sausage: HR PUFFENSTUFF IS THE FUCKING ILL NEGRO
Note that this is only one of many that I might receive in one day and he can now officially be pronounced as a FUCKING CRAZY ASS MOTHER FUCKER.........he really is one sick pup, with a flaking problem, and he needs to be put away in a cell somewhere on the US Virgin Islands........there he will live forever because on the long island of paradise, EVERYTHING IS TIIIIIIIIIIIIMELESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! HA HA......HA HA!!! Ohhhhh.......YOUARETHEWEAKESTLINK............goodbye! |
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| Really.....You people are HOUNDSSS.......I know you all want my cock but what can I say!!! |
[Nov. 16th, 2004|08:01 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ja Rule ft R Kelly - Wonderful | ] |
HAHA......I am sooo fucking crazy right now.......Broken promises have finally led to me writing this fucking journal entry that all of you will read over and not post on because you all fucking suck and just need something to procrastinate while clicking through EVERY SINGLE PERSON'S profile on your buddy list cuz you all have no lives......this is just one out of a bunch that has something to click on so that you can actually look at something rather than stupid bullshit people make up to be clever or funny but they never are..........ohhh my i just went on a semi-rampage......it wasnt quite time to call for the Bonecrusher music......I AINT NEVA SCARED......haha ohhh well people there is little to be said and so much to time to do it.....STRIKE THAT....REVERSE IT......HAHA if anyone can tell me what movie that is from, you will get a blow job....thats right ladies....i have modified the blow job to be a female oral pleasure....thingy......I dunno i just fuckin made that up......ohhh crazy.....FUCK MY ACHING TITS.....
So listen lets see....i had a very good discussion at lunch yesterday with Noelle on Nickelodeon Cartoons and how sexual most of our childhood shows were........ok.....like we talked about how Patti Mayonaise was SUCH A DYKE!!!! Like really....come on......she soooooo wanted to get her STRAP ON SALLY and fuck the shit out of Bebe Bluff.....I mean she was such a fucking cunt whore.....she led Doug on and never once gave him a blow job or anything.....he wrote in his journal every fucking day and never said anything to her.....basically making him a fairy......and she just kept on spending the weekends with Bebe Bluff stuffing the SHIT OUT OF HER!!! I mean really she sounded like the teenage version of BEA ARTHUR.....who I love by the way.......and she had an adams apple.......ok but that was doug.......then we went on to AHHHH Real Monsters......yeah....Oblina definitely was in the shape of a PENIS IN A VAGINA......she was black and white which made her politically correct and she had these BIIIIIG GIGANTIC VOLUPTUOUS LIPS that DEFINITELY resembled the labia of the female genetalia.....and she had the TIIIIIIniest little snaggle teeth to wart off those cock she didnt want in her VAGINA......Krum was just walking breasts with eyes and Ickis was most definitely a red version of the Playboy Bunny who happened to GROOOOOWWWW when he got excited or angry.....tell me that isnt sexual......PLEEEEEASE.....okay what else did we go over......HEY ARNOLD......DEFINITELY A FAG!!! I mean what kid doesnt see that a girl really wants his cock.......if she wants to beat the shit out of you she wants to lick you grundle and fondle your balls!!!! I mean really now......him and gerald had some interracial shit goin down.....his hair obviously was shaped like a penis.......oh that reminds me.......the Little Mermaid box really has a penis on the castle in the background!! WHATEVURRRRRRR.......hmmm lets see.....which other ones have sexual connotations........HOW ABOUT.... I DONT FUCKING KNOW.....IM NOT A FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST!!!!! I mean WHAT THE FUCK.......you people expect me to be a fucking prodigy or something and I cant be......IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW MYSELF INTO THE OCEAN.....HAHA REnO 911 was great......I think i might watch that soon.....I havent seen any of the new episodes because unfortunately we dont have cable at Boston University.......I mean my parents only pay 42000 for me to go here but why have cable, we should just build a friggen Photonics Center or Student Tower or Sports Facility or renovate another Dining Hall......I mean those things are soooooo much more important than FUCKING CABLE!!!! I have to stand up watching The OC because the antennae dont even pick up Fox on good signal.........
BTW......RACHEL BILSON IS MY FUCKING HOTTT ASS OF THE SEASON.......This summer it was Remy Martin because She is FUCKING GREAT......but Rachel Bilson is absolutely the greatest person right now and she definitely wants to be fucked more than that whore Mischa Barton........HAH what a fucking drunk.....the OC is just great....ok....my roommate just invited himself to have people in my room and now he is watching one of my movies on MY DVD PLAYER hooked up to MY TV on MY SIDE OF THE ROOOOOOOOOM........I CANT DEAL WITH IT......So i am listening to Spice Girls because although most people would be considered largely Homosexual, it is ok for me because it just reminds me of my child hood..........but....BACK TO RACHEL BILSON.....she is just one of those people you want to pull a lozzi on........that is......you want to grab her by her hips......rip her clothes off and FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER UP AGAINST A WALL, preferably in a hallway or open room so everyone can see you fucking this person uncontrollably!!!! Then you cum in her face and slap her in the face with your cock.......ohhh im getting really horny.........next topic!!!
So listen, I have yet to see my own OC season one DVD set because like the whore that I am, I have lent it out already to 6 people.......the most recent is HOTT KATE......ohhh she is my favorite......but i probably should move on to another topic.......shes another one of those girls that you want to fuck on a wall........
Yes MR RILEY....there are really hott girls at BU.....you can come by sometime and we can share them all......ohh CRAZY......I AM BECOMING AN AMATEUR ALCOHOLIC.......no not really but i love to party........i am not out of control yet....... PEPPERMINT SCHNOPPS IS CRAAAAZY.......ohhh god what to do......so what else can I talk about ummmmmm....well I havent recommended any movies in a while so I can get to that...
Lets see Ill give you A list of all of the movies that are hott right now or just something you should go and see...
1) The Usual Suspects......listen it doesnt look like a good movie but it really is......its one of those movies that I say I never want to watch and then i finally did and I love it!!!! ohhh it was great......very interesting....if you watch it you cant miss any parts of it cuz you wont understand the ending whatsoever........
2) Pleasantville.......yess im sure most of you have seen this but it is a really good movie and they play Take 5 in the movie and Reese Witherspoon is hott in that movie...so is Tobey McGuire I guess....if your into that shit......HAH.....ohhh i like it though and it is necessary.
Sorry for the interruption but Marc fulchini has a skin flaking problem...
3)I DONT HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING MOVIE.......JUST GO SEE TEAM AMERICA.....FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
Well I might be back......tomorrow is a boose run and Im getting some craziness........HAVE FUN KIDDOS.........I dont know why I said that......FUCK OFF......LADY SAW FT REMY MARTIN.....IVE GOT YOUR MAN REMIX.......TODAY I GOT HIT ON BY A MAN FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN MY LIFE......I must have that much sex appeal!!!! OUT. |
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| How To........Pull an All Nighter!!! |
[Nov. 10th, 2004|03:27 am] |
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| | Soul Decision - When I Get You All Alone | ] |
Okay peoples......it is quite late......well early actually and I am giving you these rules for pulling the infamous Mark Sachetta all-nighter. Note that I am procrastinating as we speak...listening to my playlist on limewire.....which happens to be playing Melissa Ethridge at the moment......WHAT A LESBIAN!!! HA......anyway.....if you have wondered how to do it, this is for you BITCHES!!! Ohh and you bastards will get a regular journal entry tomorrow after I have recovered. I was just taking a shit and I decided this was what I was going to put in my journal.....cuz im just so good at it.......staying up all night, not taking a shit!!! Without further ado here is what you do!!!
1) You MUST plan ahead for an all-nighter...basically decide whether or not you are going to procrastinate further while you are procrastinating!!! THE KEY IS TO MAKE SURE MOSTLY EVERYTHING IS PREPARED FOR THE ALL-NIGHTER BECAUSE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS ASLEEP.....well....everything is closed.
2) As you are planning ahead, incorporate a period of rest before and/or after the night you are planning to stay awake for. This step can be skipped if you are a robot....technically you wouldnt have to worry about falling asleep if you were a robot......so whatever...
3) Get yourself some refreshments for the experience. Pick out some of your favorite foods that you really like and that have good after-tastes....a bad after taste can distract youwhile doing work. Preferably something salty and something not chocolate....but you decide!!
4)RED BULL OR AMP OR STARBUCKS DOUBLESHOTS.....the energy drink is a MUST.....don't think you will make it all the way through on soda, hot tea, or a SOBE or snapple!! The best way is to get these in three's....have two right away at about midnight......save the third one until 2.....if by chance you happen to finish the work you set out to do before you thought, DO NOT BE AFRAID.......you will be able to go right to sleep.....GUYS.....it might help to grab a good porn, make sure your roomie is down for the count, and get pumpin.....just in case....that will definitely get you counting those Z's.....ladies I can't help you on this one except to say put a warm (or cold depending on the weather) cloth over your eyes....that might do it......But i swear you will probably be able to go right to sleep.......Most people Ive told my All-nighter plan to have said there was no problem!! DRINK WATER in between energizing.......it will make you have to pee alot.....that might help to keep you up!!
5) Be smart and create a REALLY good playlist that you will listen to every song......make it mostly relaxing songs such as ballads, slow songs, classical, jazz, something that will go good in the background as much as you want to sing the words......MAKE SURE YOU HAVE HEADPHONES......No roommate wants to hear keys clicking AND your music.....if your having trouble with this one, let me know and I will hook you up with a list of songs to get. Stay away from heavy music and rap because it is much more distracting.
6) Plan something to do at the 3 o clock mark......such as a journal entry, checking peoples profiles, a game online, unload dinner, cut out newspaper clippings for your wall, or anything to keep you busy for 45 minutes.....YOU CANNOT WORK STRAIGHT THROUGH OR YOU WILL BECOME A VEGETABLE!!!!! Break it up.....you will loose if you try to over load yourself!!!
7) Periodically massage your temples and forehead keeping your face and head very relaxed....if you are stressed your eyes will be too.....
8) Try to look away from the screen and into the dark room periodically......staring at the screen too long will make your eyes tired and that will really suck....
9)Don't discourage yourself.......you have multiple hours now that you would have been waisting with sleep.....YOU WILL FINISH!!!! I Promise you can do it........within reason.......NOTE: The All-Nighter Plan does not work for papers of more than 10 pages long!! WHO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING????? It also doesn't work for studying for FINALS!!! Again.........WHO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING........DON'T PULL YOUR OWN LEG!!!! That's just fuckin stupid!!!
10) Make sure that in preparation for the work you plan to do.....you get the appropriate resources from fellow classmates.......THE OVER-ACHEIRVERS DON'T STAY UP UNTIL 3 OR 4 IN THE MORNING.......neither do you professors!!! Have all questions answered!!! It will take up time if you need to figure out things yourself.......it would also suck to be doing something wrong or something you dont need to be doing!!
11) When the time comes.....Stop and look at the beautiful sunset.....the colors are very inspiring .....DONT WORRY THOUGH....the sun rises much earlier than you think.....you probably have a good 3 hours before your first class (If your classes are at 9 or 10)
12) Take one Flinstone Vitamin at 4 o clock ......it'll keep you refreshed!!
13) When all of the work is through get in the shower and rejuvenate your entire body......NOTE: Don't have the shower too hot because it might provoke you to fall asleep in the shower.......this is also a good opportunity for you horny guys to beat off in the shower.....its usually still too early for the normal kids to get up and hit the showers.....Be weary of the noise you make though!!!! jkjk
14) Get to the dining hall and have a really good breakfast.....bacon eggs and all.....whatever floats your boat.......DONT EAT TOAST, BAGELS, OR CEREAL.....carbs make you sleepy......try eating with a cup of soda, coffee, or really cold apple juice!!!
15) Plan on skipping any lectures you might have that day!!! They dont take attendance so your covered.....if you have to be there, take a seat in the back or else cuz you might be snoring away especially if the seats are comfortable and the professor has a very relaxed tone of voice.....It helps to wear a hood, visor or hat so you can cover your eyes so the professor doesnt see them closed......
16) SKIP LUNCH!!!!! YOU FAT ASS YOU JUST HAD BREAKFAST!!!! No......believe me.....you will probably will be too tired to even think about opening your mouth to put the food in......hopefully you have no late classes or try to skip them if you do......YOU WON'T MAKE IT PAST 3 SO DONT TRY!!!!
17) SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..............this is the recharging stage.....catch up on the missed hours and wake to get a nice dinner.....by then you will either be able to go and do some simple homework, play some games or just chill
18) When you go to eat, it helps to eat more carbs cuz this will help you get back to sleep when you get back to your room
19) Brag about what you have pulled off to all your friends......they don't want to hear it and they don't care but its still fun to let them know.....ITS GREAT TO PISS OFF YOUR FRIENDS ESPECIALLY IF THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND THEY HAVE ALOT OF WORK AHEAD OF THEM!!!
20) THE FINAL RULE!!!!!! DO NOT......and I repeat.......DOOOOOO NOOTTTTTTTT TRY TO PULL OFF 2 ALL-NIGHTERS IN A ROW........you will be in some serious fucked up state if you try to pull that off......plus it will start to get unhealthy.......It could possibly drive you to insomnia........You dont want to get in the habit of changing your entire sleep pattern just for a fucking essay!!!
WELLlllllllthere ya go bitches......NOW EDELWEISS is on and Im crying......I need to get back to this essay.....i took surprisingly long doing this and I shouldnt have......well thats ok.....maybe Ill have some new Ideas.......BUH BYE BITCHES.......Good luck trying out the All-Nighter Plan.......any questions........YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME!!!!! |
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| BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVERRRR.......She just a girl who thinks she can suck my cock but she can't!! |
[Nov. 2nd, 2004|06:39 pm] |
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| | I've Got Your Man - Lady Saw | ] |
OHHHHHH GAAAAAWD............they are playin crazy music outside my room for the soccer game.......DO YOU REMEMBER...THE 21ST NIGHT OF DECEMBER......ohh i love it!!!!! Listen people....I know I have not been able to update recently but I will make this one a good one for ya!! I hope you fuckers all got out to vote because I really do believe that P Diddy will find you and kill you.....me/tiff voted.....i shared my vote with her cuz she can't vote yet!!! Ohh I am soooooooo freakin nervous....I want my boy to win!! Theres no one else who goes to have clams and a beer on election day when ur running for president....ITS FUCKING GREAT!!!! OMG I THINK NATALIE JACOBSON'S FACE JUST FELL OFF!!!! Did I tell you that I have leprosy......my eyebrows are coming off!! LITERALLYYYYYY....NO IM SERIOUS.......I absolutely LOVE John Kerry.....he's my idol.......Hes like a big ROnald McDonald type character! Ohhh I need to skip this subject because people might come to kill me!!
Sooooo Let's see what we can talk about next bitches! Hold On I need to go get a water.....okay Im back......so lets see....I dunno if I want to talk anymore.....Well lets see.....you should go out and buy Grand Theft Auto San Andreas......its madd gangsta but you can deal with it.......ohhh i just got the urge to play.......i dunno.....I will post later tonight after the results!!! buh bye bitches!! |
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| So this is love.........Doo Doo Doo Doooooo.......So This is Looooove!!! |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|01:15 am] |
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| | Con Te Partiro or So This Is Love....... | ] |
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN CRAZINESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! OMG I have had entirely waaaaayy too many relapses this week or weekend at least....I wasnt sure what I am going to write in this entry but I just thought you should all know that COLLEGE IS GREAAATTTTT!!!! I love college sooo much that sometimes i need someone to wipe the fucking smile off my face. There are so many fun people....eventhough they never take the place of friends......I just thought Id let you all know that!! So FUCKERRRRs WASSSSSSSAAAAAPppp........i told you Ive been a bit crazy this weekend for some reason....I had the Holli waffa REALPSE and it is still ongoing!!! So listen yeah I havent gone to the MOFA yet (i know its MFA but i like MOFA alright cunt bags) and I need to write a paper on it for Tuesday....we'll see how it goes. You all might be asking about the "So this is love" thing.....wellllll hahahahaaaaa wouldnt you like to know......Ill keep you guessing....No i dont use that word at all...unless i really mean it....or if im talking about my mom or good food......love is a very strong word and it kinda scares me......i guess ive thought about it too loosely in the past and that has haunted me to this date.......You shouldnt say love because at this point in life, love is something that only comes in rare occasions......most people who get married arent even in love they are just temporarily lusting for each other........Everyone needs to find someone who they will never be tired with or annoyed by or wanting to kill them!!!! This is the Mark Sachetta phiosophical theory on what is "love". Nowadays since youth is corrupted we can easily see that children are now having sex at the ages of like 12 and 13 and its just sick.......for example.....the kids i teach are all good kids.....BUT they have no idea what dating is (eventhough i dont either since im pretty bad at it) but they have like a new girlfriend every onther day just to say they have a girlfriend!!! In my day and age.....way back in 6 or 7 years ago.....girls still had cooties until we were in like 8th grade......now theyre teaching sex ed in 5th grade.......Therefore...the definition of love has been brutally tainted and i will not conform to the misuse of that verb......believe me....if i say it your pretty lucky....not lucky but ur simply in my eyes the one (or so to say....) Now this all may seem a bit mushy but you peoples need to know what my feeling is on this subjec!!! So There ya go!!! BTW i do think that love is possible when you are this young but its very rare.....I dunno...thats what i think!
BAKALAKADAKA.........WHOooooooooo......whats next.......boring weekend....well not bring but its not as exciting cuz theres no more music to teach so its like the repitition stuff that I hate. The bandis doing surprisingly well.....well at least betterthan they were before......I do think that they can pull it off by finals......theyre only one point behind and they have been since they started!! So you should pass on the message to work harder.....eventhough I know no body cares.....My other opinion is that there should be NO percussion this year.....However...it is unfair but ya know...if you dont try hard for one thing you do you shouldnt be rewarded by getting something asa gift....percussion is the gift and personally i dont think alot of people deserve that gift. Last year people wanted to win and it just confuses me to think that people wouldnt want to win again if they can????? DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU???????? You are so capable of winning another championship but because you just dont feel like giving that extra point worth of effort, you are willing to give that up.......SHAME ON YOU ALL for disrespecting those people who brought you to this point by just deflating the progress to back where we began......IT REALLY IS SICKENING!!!!! I hope you all or at least one of you reads this and posts it on the band room door (hint hint) because I know that I have really no say in this program but I cant stand to see what me and my colleagues before me built all go to waste because undeserving bastards dont want to try!!!!!!! Whew......sorry I had to get that off my chest!!!!! I shouldnt have said some of that but it needed to be said.....eventhough I know nothing will be done about it!!! HAHA I know Im a fucking loser for even caring but if i can give my time maybe some others could too!!!!
Enough of that!! IT IS TIME BITCHESSSSS!!!! DRUM ROLL PLEEEEAAAAASE.................BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........The Mark Sachetta Exclusive Movie Recommendation isss.........TEAM AMERICA: World Police.......as much as you think this movie might be the stupidest thing you have ever seen......it is THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN A LOOOOOOOOONNNNG TIME!!!! I mean I really didnt stop laughing outloud the entire time.....Some totally classic lines and scenes and it is just ..........GREATT.......TEAM AMERICA......FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!! Thats the theme song.....i swear.....and you know I wouldnt lie....it is a GREAT movie!!!
Well Fuckerrrrss.......may our dreams be of red sox and patriots and puppets....because right now thats all thats important right now!!! SO SLEEP BITCHES....you can ask about the love life in the morning.....I didnt say that!!
P.S. - NEVER SAY MARKO POLO!!!!!!! (Katelyn) |
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| FUCKERRRRRR....... |
[Oct. 22nd, 2004|01:30 am] |
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| | Weak - Jojo (SWV) | ] |
So, Listen.......today is an important day because it just really is. As of last night, the BoSox slaughtered the pussy face, cock munching, pisshead Yankees.......That's right, I said it......they all FUCKING SUCK BIG BALLS!!! I mean really.....i never had that much of a problm with them until this series......after Sheffields comments, the obnoxious "Who's Your Daddy" chants, and the despicable stunt that the blue-lipped sunofabitch "A-Rod" pulled against my boy Bronson......I mean really that was just a way for the Yankees to set a new MLB LOW......like seriously why would you do that.......ur getting paid that much money......i guarantee you that he doesn't even care because he has enough money to fuckin ask the MLB to start an off-season league just for him and his boyfriend to play in......when you have that much money they dont care that they lost.....they just go to their mansions and shove golden dildos up their asses for 6 months while they think of new ways to cheat to get to the playoffs......they make me sick.....REALLY.....I honestly have never seen such a group of sore losers.....they were SOOOOOO sure of themselves and they got cocky and then SHAT THE BED in their home town......Jay leno had some hilarious jokes tonight about the Yankees....they were great......IN FACT.....I think i could go on for days about them.......the love affair between Jeter and A-Rod.....you know they like to SUCK AND FUCK......Sheffield looked like a Nazi with his ugly moustache......Giambi has some like fucking knee cancer......Poor Ruben Sierra fucked up.....you know he wont be a Yankee next year cuz he's not an ASSHOLE......I was wondering why Matsui wasnt big on being an asshole.......i mean, hes the only one on the team who could actually brag about their talent....then i realized, he doesnt say shit cuz he cant speak English!!!! I'm just so glad the Red Sox won because they deserved it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than those PUZZASSES!!!
So after the big game SEVEN.....We wandered down to Kenmore square where we went absolutely insane.....we realized that you don't have to be drunk to just be crazy for your home team.....it was like the biggest rush ever.....like so overwhelming and im not even on the fuckin team......I guess ive just been so used to only being second best in everything i compete in, that I get really excited when teams i can relate to, WIN!!! Those fuckers on the 3rd floor in Rich.....I'm gonna kill them......they were the rudest bitches I've ever met and they were vindictive SLUTSSSS!!! They kept dousing us with silly string and saying to spray it in my ears so I will go deaf!!! WTF DID I EVER DO TO YOU BESIDES BE BORN IN FUCKING MASSACHUSETTS!!!!! Again another reason why yankees and their FANS are all sore losers and cuntbags....we've lost so many times and you dont see Boston people going to an extent that they become malicious.....ITS FUCKING RETARDED....its like a good way for a girl to show she's nice ya know......"fuck them just spray it in their ears!!" I hope she gets killed in the elevator or gets hit by the trolley!!!AND THEY WERE YANKEE FANS.......GO FIGURE!!!!! I mean it's one thing if you're from New York City or the state at least but people from HERE who are yankees fans.......don't get me started......you suckers just are taking the easy way out in thinking that the Yankees are always gonna cheat their way through to another great season and you know they will have big bats cuz that's what Steinbrener signs the checks for......so rather than be a supporter of something that you were born into and show home PRIDE......you decide to be a COMPLETE FUCKER and root for the team with players that smack balls (literally too) from their opponents gloves and then just say they were pumping their arm!!!!! Personally my opinion is that A-Rod was just trying to be a loser and give Mientkiewicz a big high five and Arroyo's glove just happened to be right in the way and it accidentally got smacked off his hand!!!! I mean anyone could have seen that!!! I really think they got screwed in that deal........HAHAHA IM FUCKIN WITH YA.....just like those homos fuck each other!!! I do say...i think if Jeter wore a BoSox uni....i'd fuck em!!! (That's figurative people!)
ANY WHOOOOO......its just craziness......this week will be a party haven and I am gonna go craaaazy.....someone please remind me to go to the MFA.....i have to write a paper and I dont know what Im going to do!!! |
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| I can't deal with that...... |
[Oct. 11th, 2004|11:57 pm] |
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| | Dreaming of You - Selena (Sooo Sad) | ] |
That is my new favorite phrase everyone.....I can't deal with that......I dunno why but it just is alright fuckers!!! Don't fuckin come in here thinkin ur gonna fuckin run the joint tellin me that Im a fuckin sicko and a wacky ass!!! Alright.....don't mess with the DON.......DON CALZONE that is.......I am THE real Don Calzone....damn straight!!! Ok fuckwads......how was ur treekend??? ohh that by the way is the italian word for a holiday weekend......and yes there is no such thing as the letter k in Italian and there are never any double e's but it is a half english half italian word.......ANYWAY......hope you all had exciting sexual bacchanalias the entire time!! I had a pretty normal weekend.....it was fun but it was very like........how do you say.....kinda weird! I dunno it was very long......for some reason....usually the weekends go by too fast and this one didnt end at all.....its still goin on as i speak....
So here is the play by play of the treekend!!! Friday the festivities began and my balls were really itchy....just so you know.....chino big pussy and Gbaby came at about 1:00 and we ate lunch at the crazy dining hall......yada yada yada now its monday night and Im about to do my lab!!! NAAAAAHHh CHIILLLL BIATCH.....did you think i was really gonna leave out the every details.....methinks NO.....you know that I am MR. "make a short story long"....well after festivities began at BU we took the trek to the SINNER SCHOOL up on Chestnut Hill......I still feel a little pain from the burning when I walked through the gates!!! YEAH thats right...BC really IS the place where Lucifer fell from Heaven......Im serious.....why do you think all the buildings look like churches??? Its a cult and they brainwashed tiffani....they told her she was a Cat-faced chicken with leprosy.......pretty crazy huh?? WOW I really am going insane.....anyway we went to the Eagles Nest and met with the TRUCK and her roommate.....we ended up going to some random Bar & Grille in Cleveland Circle......THERE IS WHERE WE SAW THE SOX SWEEP THE ANGELS!!!!!! CRAZINESS......ohhh no you dont understand......tomorrow wednesday thursday and friday there are gonna be riots in Boston.....I am afraid to go outside......I dont want to get plowed over by a fucking car.......thaat fucker got blasted on comm ave the other afternoon and there was no drinking involved in the accident.....imagine what it would be like with thousands of mad cow diseased Red Sox fans......bazzaamed and smelling like "rat dogs"........rioting down comm ave.....I can picture it now.......WARREN TOWERS TOTALLY ABLAZE......4 overturned cars in front of Marsh Chapel....The Citgo Sign in a billion pieces on top of a bus in Kenmore Square........OHHH ITS SOOOOO EXCITING isnt it.......So after that was done I went back home and slept for a few hours...then I got up nice and early to go to work.......that being my pseudo career teaching the bastard children at the Perkins School for the BLind........no thats not true......I had to go to the stadium and teach and then drive behind the fuckin diesel busses at 50 miles an hour all the way to fucking DARTMOUTH......It was LOTS OF FUNNNNNNNN!!! So listen.....IF those Malden CUNTWHORES ripped us off anymore I was going to scream out during their show some dirty things.....THEY STOLE OUR CYMABL THING!!!! Yes Matt Tavares.......me lori and henry definitely started that whole split cymbal thing and I fuckin copyright everything I do.....its under FUCKING MSACH PRODUCTIONS UTLD. so you need to pay up bitch!!!! And the little shave and a haircut bit.......Im sure Dale would be happy to hear that shit!! Ohh its a FUCKING DISGRACE...little do they care that we are only 5 tenths behind them and comeback can be a BITCH!!!!!! Believe me Ive experienced it TWICE unfortunately......although its not really comeback if the group comes back from fucking 7th place and beats you of course.....but you get my drift........but those Malden fuckers are in for a rude awakening.....ill tell you ......the Terror squad is going down!!!! Oh i forgot to tell you about the Malden Terror Squad featuring Fat Matt and Lazy Eye and his twin........hahah im so evil... I know it........so just watch ur back MALDEN....u and ur queer ass drum majors!!! I am ready for the BEEFCAKE if you know what I mean!!! THat sounds really gay but some of you will know what I mean.......
So after the dreaded competition......I moseyed my way over to the desolate woods of Umass Dartmouth to see Gorman Francesco and Lindsay.......yeah all I can say is craziness and that I would definitely kill myself or have a heart attack from being scared to death walking at night.....it is fucking barren and scary down there.....I dunno and everything is named after trees......but I basically just went to see Gorman and the others.....Tully decided to bail.......boooo u whore........but she has a really good away message so check that out.......but yeah the dartmouth experience was fun. Let me tell you Lindsay makes some good drinks.....not that it was a very hard drink to make but it was good shit......gorman......bad orange lifesavers!!!! haha......ohhh and just remember a bet is a bet.....u go lindsay!!!!
I just remembered about my breakdown from the weekend.....I had a definite relapse......I was crying the other night cuz I watched True Life.....I'm Obese......I dont really like that word and Im not denying that im fat but I dont think Im as bad as those people.....I couldnt deal with it and I started having a breakdown.....I just couldnt deal with that... looking and seeing that I could be like that.....I just know it isnt cuz im going to do something about it!!!! I was really like scared because I dont want to have to get surgery as away out and I know I dont have a scary addiction to food like that fat kid but I realized what would happen and I can assure you it wont anymore......Its back to the strive for 95....plus 5......100 pounds for the car baby......Its now the re-motivated Mark Sachetta cuz I cant keep on like this.......becoming a (as they called it) prisoner in my own body......that scares me to death!!! So fuck the Freshman 15 IMA PROVE THEM WRONG!!!!!
So after the night on the floor at U Dartmouth....I woke up and we had Brunch and then I headed up to North Reading to go to my cousins party......I think next time Im going to write on my forehead: If you want to know about how college is.....ask for a pamphlet that I put together!!! I felt like I was walking down the fuckin red carpet! Every ten feet another person stopped me to ask how FUCKING SCHOOL WAS.....after a while it kinda gets to ya......Me and Jimmy were like straying away from people so we could end up leaving without a sore throat!!!! So either the pamphlet or we will have everyone sit down with us at once and we will have a press conference where they can ask all the questions they want after a certain allotted time.....ugh....
yeah so then i got home and at 1230 Pizza the Hut calls me to tell me about his relapse and I have to go get him and we go to gallaghers to watch the ltd edition ALADDIN.......THATS SOME GOOOOOOOOOD SHIT!!!! I love that movie.....it is a typical classic.......I DUNNO....then this morning I went to Hicksville NH to go apple and pumpkin picking!! That is like my favorite thing to do.....aside from picking a Christmas Tree!!!! I really want to go trick or treating but I can no longer eat candy or such....remember im not going to become obese...the chinese food places wont have to say......YOU FAT SHIIIIII.....YOU HERE FOOOO HOUR!!! YOU NO GET EGG RO YOU GET BEEF BROCCOWI!!!!! HAHA CRAZY!!!
So after NH we went to PLAIN MAINE.....I love my new house up there...listen we are gonna go up there for a couple days this winter break for those of you who would like to join us.....soo get back to me on that one!!!!! NOW LISTEN!!!!! I'm am extremely upset today!! Not only did Christopher Reeves die today but so did Selena.......well she died a while ago but I watched Selena today and I get SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING PISSED THAT THE NICE LADY KILLED SELENA!!!!!!! Why the fuck would you kill your best friend because of money....Selena was a nice person and Im sure she could have forgiven her......Its just so sad cuz like selena could have been really good and that fuckin yolanda lady ahd to fuck thins up!!!! She was wayyyy too young to die and that pisses me off!!! I know its just a movie but to think that that really happened just makes me upset.......so I just hought I would let you know that! And as for Christopher Reeves........WTF!! Last weekend he just got like full use of his fingers and he was headed towards recovery.....i think i would have preferred for him to be able to walk first!!! It just is horrible!!
So now its time for thaat very special time when I giveyou a movie and you tell me if you like it..............BUT YOU FUCKERS DONT FOLLOW UP ON YOUR HALF.....not once have I received a message saying that I suggested a good movie and Im sick of it.....you people take me for granted!!! But Whatever...I am going to suggest that because of the season you watch HOCUS POCUS!!! You would be surprised how many people havent seen that movie....but anyway Bette Middler, Sarah Jessica Parker and the funny fat lady are in it!!!! Its a really good movie and I actually just bought it on DVD from amazon.com. So niatches go out and find it!!! PS just so you know.....THE OC DVD comes out Oct 26th and I already have it preordered.....I think I mentioned this already bbut who cares!!! Ohhh yeah and if you u can try and watch a repeat of the finale of Nip/Tuck.....that was some good shit.....a great way to end a fucked up season.
I close by saying.......GO SOX!!! GO PATS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. DELICIOUS (METHINKS URELIAR)!!! AND IF I DONT MAKE IT TO THIS WEEKEND I LOVE YOU ALL!!! (EXCEPT FOR CUNTFACE!!!)
Buona Sera |
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| Relapses of the week!! |
[Oct. 7th, 2004|04:29 pm] |
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| | Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen | ] |
Chicken Marsala Relapse
Floor Tee-Welve Relapse
Pussy Peapod Relapse
Naughty Web Cam Relapse
Fluorescent Rice Relapse
ipod Relapse
Epilepsy Relapse
Lion King Relapse
Crazy Enchilada Relapse
Leprosy Relapse
Systemic Anomaly Relapse
Rebirth of Turkey Relapse
Frankenstein Relapse
Gingerbread Relapse
Pina Colada Relapse
Lobstah Relapse
Rim Job Chowda Relapse
Fried Mac&Cheese Relapse
Fern Gully Relapse
H.R. Puffenstuff Relapse
Sicilia Relapse
Nutella Relapse
Red Sox Relapse
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| Sup..........FUCKTARD!!!!! |
[Oct. 7th, 2004|02:58 pm] |
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Well.....first I would like to take this opportunity to thank whole heartedly PIZZA THE HUTT also known by Mr. Delicious.......for the wonderful additions he has made to the English language. His sense of creating words comes only second to friggen Daniel Webster.......wait a minute.....Webster didn't make the words in the dictionary.....SO THAT MAKES MARC A COMPLETE VISIONARY........It's just really too bad that he has leprosy and he is going to die VERY VERY soon!!! So I would like to present him this kalunkagunk: a small token of my affection!! And for those of you who ask.....a kalunkagunk is not a blow job......I would never EVER get myself involved with that raunchy shit!!! I mean really what disgusting fuck would ever get down on their knees for That stinky twat face......I mean I would if he didnt have leprosy but I don't want my eyebrows to fall off!!!! I love my eyebrows......theyre great.....well at least I think so......but yeah A kalunkagunk is another of Mr. Deicious's signature words!!!
Anyway....after that side track.......How are you all???? I have been too busy lately to give you your fix of the ELUSIVE....you see I had an Art History TEST today and I have been studying for it for like 3 days now......not to mention I had no time between the Red Sox and the Sims and Star Wars and Masturbating and going to class and writing first drafts and going to the DIRRRTY E to teach ungrateful little bastard children and fucking your mom......that one applies to all of you......THATS RIGHT.......I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!!!!! Thats what I thought mutha fucka.....don't mess with the friggen DON CALZONE capisce??? YES I LIKE PINA COLADAS....And gettin caught in the rain!!!! Sorry, Im listening to the Pina Colada Song......ohh its such a good song......I really like the story in the song.....Its very sweet cuz he like wants to go and cheat on her through the newspaper and then when he goes to meet this slut (I mean she must be a whore if she wants to just go fuckin run away and get drunk) from the newspaper it ends up being his girlfriend who he just talked shhhhiiiiittt about in the first verse....OHHH ITS GREAT!!!! Its the typical fucked up relationship gone good!!! I love it.....Jimmy Buffett is great.....and yes I fuckin know that Jimmy Buffett didnt make the original of that song but the version I have is Jimmy Buffett.....So go jizz on ur face bitch......Sometimes I think I have like a device planted in my head and it effects my thinking....like it changes my channel.......you know like that Bat from the movie Ferngully!!!! ohh I love that movie with the fairiesand they go and hide inside their tree but theyre gonna cut it down and they have to fight that singing cloud of oil fumes!! See I told you I have a mind problem....it must just be the ADD and that is why I am THE H.G. ADDADOCTA (H.G.+ADHD+OCD)
So listen Jacques told me the relation between Freud and SEXXXXXXXXX this morning while we were taking shits....haha....."there are three parts to the human psychii: the ego...the super ego....and the id.....the id tells us GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER CUZ YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BLOW UR LOAD IN HER FUCKIN WET ASS PUSSY TWELVE TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN GET HER TWO HOTT FRIENDS!!!! The super ego on the other hand tells us, no man what are you thinking....you cant have impure thoughts like that because its not right you should just be good and wait till you are married so you can do it with your beautiful wife.....and then your ego says,ya know I could do it but Im not sure If I can.....I mean I really want to tap that shit but I think she will turn me down....But I got a huge cock so im pretty confident with myself.......AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND!!!!" OHHHH that is a classic methinkss.......HAHA METHINKS UR A FUCKING COCK MUNCHER!!!!!!!ohhhhh I just had the floor Tee-welve relapse!!!! I looked out the window and I thought I was gonna jump out and try to fly to the fucking Hancock building........ohh maybe thats the LSD right here....how did that get here....sure wasnt me.......I got what you want......I gotta what chu NEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!! ohh Nicole Ray is one hott piece of assits an oldie but a great song......get it biatches....
Hey I need all of your opinions.....I found out finally where OJ Simpsons' daughter's room is....so I want to send her a card.....it will say......HEY SEXY.......HOW"S YOUR MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND.......SHES LIKE A FUCKIN MILF!!!!! Anyway....HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY BIATCH!!!! (or Happy Halloween......whichever I feel like) So what do you think???? I think that would be suitable don't you...then for chritmas Im gonna get her a pair of leather gloves and attatch a note to it that says "This leather won't shrink so don't think about killin no bitches like yo Daddy, MOFO!!!!"................OHHHHhhhhhhh I am a horrible person.....I should just throw myself in front of a fucking car like that girl did yesterday in front of Warren Towers......That was really scary......I actually saw that happen.....I was supposed to go back to my room after I ate with fandy......but instead I went to the scary ass library to do more studying for art history...then I got outside and was waiting for the train but the train was fucked up and I was waiting there for about half an hour....so I just decided I would wait till my ma got there but after I hung up with my mom I turned around and SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHH.......BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!! The girl was on the pavement all bloodied up....ohhh it was mad scary................................................................................................................................................I think I just subconciously made up that entire story.....I mean about seeing the girl get hit......I did all the other stuff but I lied.....I didnt see the girl get smacked by the beige Toyota....wait.....did I see it????? I don't REMEMBER!!!!! I have allzheimers!!!! Im havin a RELAPSE!!!!!!ohh i cant function anymore!!!
WHEEEWWWWWW.....I had to recover myself there. As for yesterdays accident....I dont remember....maybe I just dreamed about it so it seems like I was there.....WHO KNOWS......WELL YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?????? Time for Ebert and Roper to go drown themselves in the fuckin Pacific Ocean! There's a new film critic in town and he is here to PUMP.....YOU UPP!!! Listen........this is whats happenin cuz I'm Ryneesha WIlliams...not really but you know what I mean!!! Ok by request of Miss Jackie...I will put up for request......MARGARET CHO REVOLUTIONS!!!! Ohh she is the greatest ever....no details yet on her coming to Boston for the new TOUR but I will keep you posted cuz you know I will be there with bells on!!! As for this DVD.....I have it...well Henry has it right now but it is mine......i stole it from the BU bookstore.....i just never returned it after I rented it. So feel free to ask.......as for that...IF you ever need a movie....I have alot so you can ask me for some rental time. Its all good D!!!Ohhh just so you all know....THE OC on DVD drops October 26th and I will be one of the first to get it.....I already preordered it so Im set bitches.......get it or get shit......on.......by me mutha fucka!!! OK I think that is enough for now!!! Arrivederci CUNT FACE!!! |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2004|10:01 pm] |
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Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back!!!! Well I have been gone for quite a while and I thought it would be good to bring back the wonderful cheer to the world of live journals. Since all the so-called bs is over and everything is pretty much back to normal, Its a good time to say.........SHUT THE FUCK UP MUTHA FUCKAS AND GO SUCK ON UR DOG"S HAIRY COCK!!! UMmmmmmthat was kinda gross!!! i think.....sometimes I have temporary terrets because of my constant reoccurence of what is known as vertigo formerly known as relapse. That is right mutha fuckers I have relapse galore......just today I had Chicken Marsala Relapse....can you believe it. Some of you might ask....Mark.....what is a relapse really?? And I would answer to you......a relapse is any instance of pure insanity or craziness brought on by anything in any form. A relapse can occur because of an overwhelming feeling from that situation. Usually during these "relapses" one will begin to violently or not so violently shake in an uncontrollable manner and one might fall to the ground sceam such things as ..... "I'M HAVIN A RELAPSE!!!!"......or....... "HA....HA.....HAAAAA.....HALLIIWAFFAAAA!!!!" No one understands the origin of the relapse and they first broke out during the making of the film..."A Tale Of Two Cities" an early production of the M Cubed Production Company. Marc Fulchini under one of his many aliases as DOctor Manette created the modern day version of RELAPSE. We thank you kindly Mr. Delicious and we will be forever thankful..........
ANYWAY....enough about that but I figured I should tell you a bit about what has happened in the past couple weeks or so........OHHHH CRAZINESSSS!!!! Well I am officially a college......people!!! It is like really sooooooooooooooooooo great and I never understood why.....I guess I still don't know why but i think its the liberties you have.....no one cares if you walk around naked and smear yourself with ketchup and maple syrup.....In fact some would actually join you and begin licking it off of your chest!!! I swear I have the greatest floor!! We have massive orgies and promiscuous sex like it is going out of style and sometimes even the girls on the floor decide to join in!!! HAHAHAHAHA I knew I tricked you!! I know you were all getting excited but its really not that exciting. We have fun though and its just so fun to not have to deal with the high school life. BY THE WAY......you should not go to BU if you are interested in partying every weekend. I mean its really fun but unless you supply the alcohol there wont be any....Every one here is from NY or NJ or CA and they all think its mad easy to go and get alcohol in Boston......I know like 15 people whoo have already gotten their fake ids swiped......not a good idea on COMM AVE!!!! I swear.....if u want stuff I was advised to go to the Chinatown thingy majiggy!!! They dont card you cuz they cant read English!! Anyway thats whats happenin. College is soo great and I hope some craziness happens this weekend.
So next topic......there was a bit of a controversy in August at the very infamous and elusive BAND CAMP....some shit went down and I just want to clear some things up...That was some really wrong shit and I don't go for that crap.....like ive said before.....IF YOU GOT BEEF......IMA EAT YO ASS MUTHA FUCKA!!! No seriously I was really disturbed....but I just hope that this person realizes that I would really like to talk to her and i have no remaining hatred.....I'm usually a nice guy and I hate to hold grudges...unless I get fisted by some bitch and then she goes and fists my best friend!!!! Ummmmmm that was extremely disgusting......I actually want to fuckin puke my guts out.....anyway.....why cant we all just get along.....its ok for people to cheat and still be friends...I SWEAR!!! I probably shouldnt have said that cuz its kinda mean but Im serious I dont want the hatred bullshit anymore.....Its kinda saddening and Im serious about being cool about it..............
Well what else is there.....i have a new addiction to my computer.....I'm either playing the SIMS,doing homework, downloading illegal music, watching porn, or using AIM.......its fuckin sickening............OHHH I FORGOT......It is very necessary that I make the official recommendation of film of the week. NOw although I have not been to the movies in a long time....I think I can still reccommend a good one for ya.......HOW ABOUTTTTTT...........DEBBIE DOES DALLAS!!!!! No I dont think that willbe good......ummmmmm let me see.........ohhhhh i know.......MEAN GIRLS.....HAHA might be one of the funniest movies around and I think it is absolutely great!!! WOW Rachel Mcadams could fuck me any day and I would be as happy as a pig in shit......LINDSAY LOHAN is equally as bangable and The other one.....whats her name......Lacey Chabert...she is like my lover for real!!! Ohh its so hilarious and you need to go and buy it or rent it for those of you who are cheap bastards!!! Ohhh By the way.....you should also go and find the movie "Contact"....Jodi Foster is crazy andthis is like one of my favorite movies to sit at home and watch...I find it absolutely enthralling everytime I see it!! its just very interesting and i like movies that make you think!!! this is one of them ......eventhough the ending is kinda disappointing....I LOVE IT!! So go and find these movies and tell me how you like them.....
Now I know this post hasn't been a typical Mark Sachetta Exclusive....but It will be coming...now that I have officially restarted my journal I'm sure it will be posted daily.....SO Biatches......I will get back to yous all mutha furkers!!!! CRAZINESS!!! |
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